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sidetongue · 2 years ago

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one time a gecko fell out of the hose reel. Now henry is convinced it’s a geck dispenser. he yanks on the hose and then returns to the reel and waits for a gecko to fall HAHA

#it never happens tho #instructions unclear #henry #dogs

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artist-rat · 3 months ago

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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #wyll #karlach #astarion #shadowheart #lae'zel #minsc #jaheira #durge #oc: noon #anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case #spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3 #tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL #i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy #also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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sidelong

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #itafushi #fushiita #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #i havent drawn a dedicated itfs piece in so long im a fraud dont look at me......................#i offer u pining!yuuji content. as Penance.#i feel like its usually fushiguro emotionally repressed megumi who ppl draw/make content of looking Longingly @ yuuji #and like. for good reason i mean look at him #but i feel like hopelessly-in-love-w-his-best-friend yuuji is a comparatively slept on concept #or maybe im not looking in the right places idk man #fleeting glances and longing stares and I Should Tell Him I Can't Tell Him.....OUgh #anyway i like how the pendulum seems to have hard swung back in2 me using a bunch of red #i feel like my values r so much better now tho n like. god help me im having fun painting again what has happened #it never lasts long but for rn this is probably one of my favourite things ive drawn in a minute!!!#i love u contrast i love u random bits of red i love u harsh shadows and dramatic light sources #and it didnt even take me a week this time !!!!

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noodles-and-tea · 4 months ago

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MY BBG POOKIE PIE!!!

#I’ve seen like 3 posts talking about how the “babygirl-ification” of fiddleford is an issue #and that he needs to be held accountable for his bad actions #so I’m here to tell you that #he has never done anything wrong and will never do anything wrong ever in his life #:))))#IM JOKING #I’m about to ramble in the tags btw #in seriousness I think the people that make Fidds “babygirl” if you will are people who are drawn to the complexities of his character #the people that appreciate the complexities and not ignoring them #maybe I’m just speaking for myself here but I think he’s such an interesting and cool character #the babygirlification happens after that tho but not instead of #except for in my au where he literally doesn’t do anything wrong and is perfect :)#my art #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls

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brennan-lee-mother · 5 months ago

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Newer Dimension 20 fans might look at Liv attempting to hack Usha’s brain by crushing it just the perfect amount and think “this is completely unhinged and obviously totally unprecedented”, but it is actually no less than the fifth time a PC has done impromptu untrained surgery on another character, the third time on another PC, in D20 history.

So, safe to say it’s practically par for the course at this point.

#d20 veterans are like #here we go again #it will never not be unbelievably funny tho #nsbu #never stop blowing up #liv pearsall #usha nsbu #kingskin #g13 #mera speaks #EDIT: I forgot one guys it’s actually the fifth #(sixth if you count the gilear vasectomy but I don’t believe that actually happened)

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago

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they licensed his ass

my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhsy #riz gukgak #Fuck With My Sketch #I mean it I'm gonna use that. gotta stop me if u dont wanna #doing things like this is bittersweet bc this slaps and I look at this and Im like well. I will never be able to nail this look again #I guess that's the plight of self taught art. but also it means you have to learn to let go and go look for different delights #you can't get too attached to one way of doing things. you will find many new things on ur way to make more funny bictures n such #this slaps tho Im so happy with how this came out lol. its be a long while since I last drew something in this vein #appropriate that its for riz lol he deserves it. he deserves the photoshoot pieces #funny enough this also kind of was prompted by drawfee? in one of the episodes I was binging (I thiiiink the one bg a day ep)#jacob brought up one of the artists I follow on twitter (havent been there in a decent while lol) who uses a pretty distinct #blue-on-red palette that got me to think abt teal-on-red and then this happened #funny enough I did start the piece with teal-on-red but then I shifted to blue after and was like wait I love this suddenly #and then committed lol. I should work with teal-on-red properly more but for now! we have fun! we enjoy #thats my journey thank u for listening. thank u for drawing with me if u have and come hang next time if u havent

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vaguely-concerned · 7 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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galaghiel · 1 year ago

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—Evan already forgave you. He loves you.

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#fnaf #michael afton #evan afton #fnaf 6 au #me doods #RAAAAA I'M DONE #for this part at least #gonna make a some more mini comics for this au but for different scenes #evan never held it against michael. but he was afraid of his brother for a long time #but fnaf 1 happened and he knows that the strange security guard is somehow his brother. he's seen how much michael has change #and for all that he's scared of michael he still loves him too #evan's just glad that he and lizzy can finally talk and be w michael #tho he's sad that it has reached this point for them

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chimerical-daydreams · 4 months ago

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It Never Happens Au party portraits lets go!!!!

(designs/extra comments under cut)

I have no clue how level progression actually works in Isat so don't mind the numbers too much. Loop's stats are taken directly from their bossfight though.

Portraits made using kongkrog's isat profile customizer.

The sad man, after getting to a town and buying some now clothes and having a shower. He's still generally melancholic, but cheers up quite a bit. Has a bad tendency to poke his nose where he shouldn't. Too shy to ask people's names when he forgets, so calls them by their titles instead. Big fan of poetry.

Nille! She jumped at the chance to go on an advent with Bonnie, but has mixed opinions on Loop. Very boisterous in conversation , but usually sticks to herself. Uncontrollably observant and with good intuition, can read people and situations very accurately. Figured out that "thinking really hard abou what you want" when crafting leads to a higher success rate (and the smell of sugar, for some reason?), so her creations stick together even when they look incredibly unstable.

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aunmenosheteroenespanol · 10 months ago

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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 show #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #tommy kinard #evan buckley #evan 'buck' buckley #kinley #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name #anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud #babygirl was back there getting into narnia #he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins #even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something #but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think #and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself #because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you #then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is #and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough #or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him #rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless #my edits

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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secret wars secret love you will ALWAYS be famous

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#xmen #xmen comics #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #snap sketches #//draws eriks weird reindeer thing differently to make this pose work// vjELAKVJEALKJV #maybe ill stick to this but i kinda like the 'barricade' vibe of the other option but anyway #mom said its MY turn to reference the famous bridal carry panel #this was supposed to be a quick warm up but as i was lining things my hand started to tremble really bad #i dont know why ??????????????? thats never happened before and my hand's perfectly fine and normal now #like my hands tremble a little from time to time but nothing ever detrimental #the trembling i had today was ACTUALLY crazy bad. had me concerned but i was also able to still draw so not that bad ig #ANYWAYS. yeah <3 i wanted to reference tha panel we all love ......#i draw this mfer carrying his mfer so much i fear i cant be stopped. charles is a princess who needs to be princess carried #i usually draw it like. An Actual Block or whatever but its flatter ... so charles may rest his weary head ...#i did draw charles getting a handful. its what he deserves. its also what i deserve but i cant have that now can i #erik living my dream too tho ..... life is so unfair i wanna carry charles xavier and kiss his head this life SUCKS #slowly being able to feed my cherik fix again we're Semi back. once i finish my work for once THEN we'll be so fuckin back jWRKLJLAKF #ok thats all from me bye bye

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leol · 8 months ago

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logan 2017 movie canon divergent au kinda.. kurt deus ex machina, everybody lives, happy family = profit

#never read the comics so im purely going off of movie(ish) canon kind of so ermm use ur imagination idk #this isnt movie kurt tho since i didnt really care for movie kurt and idk what happened to him sooo..hes whatever kurt u want him 2 be #movie divergence w established comic friendship if you will #basically an au where logan and kurt somehow miraculously run into each other and nothing bad happens<3 #LIKE A STONE BY AUDIOSLAVE is definitely their song for this au...i was listening to it on loop the whole time while drawing this #laura gets another dad 2 electric boogaloo #x men #xmen #x men comics #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #logan howlett #wolverine #james logan howlett #logurt #nightwolves #was gonna draw more for this au but nah nvm probably not..*throws this out from my drafts and makes yall fetch*

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yhwcomeback · 1 month ago

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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road! bonus:

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ohgreat-moretapes · 3 months ago

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Not sure if this would help you, but something that helps with my visual hallucinations is using my phone camera to check if something is real or not!

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What does it mean when it makes them worse...?

-Tim

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vypridae · 2 months ago

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"he's going to watch something dumb, xanzen do you want some content??" "SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!!!"

#me when i genuinely hesitate to hit the post button. hello. what. this is my blog i will post gay minecraft robots if i WANT TO #anyway these designs lowkey do kinda fuck tho #i might steal the shawl moon wears and the tie sun wears for like... if they had separate bodies au ........ mmh.#anyway me when i swore off not watching anything tsams related but masm has gay robots so i cant just NOT watch it #also it tickles my cringey 12 year old mind's funnybone so #also i have consistently come across content of this show and have been like yeah maybe ill watch it if they ever make the robots actually-#-gay. guess what theyre doing EBHAAHHASDFGH #kept finding like. animations or silly designs for them on here n theres a certain point i just sort of completely cave #i still absolutely refuse to watch tsams tho BHAHASHGFDA like thats never happening. but this one has gay robots so i cant not watch it...#xandraws #fnaf #fnaf sb #security breach #fnaf security breach #masm #moon and sun minecraft #masm sun #masm moon #sun masm #moon masm #fnaf sun #sun fnaf #fnaf moon #moon fnaf #masm sun x moon #sun x moon #moon x sun #sundrop x moondrop

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lesbianwyllravengard · 1 year ago

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It's truly so funny letting Astarion drink your blood when you aren't romancing him and absolutely do not want to. Like I'm so sorry man I know you're really laying it on thick with the "sweet thing" and "darling" and lascivious innuendos but I'm literally just being a bro. I don't mind you drinking my blood because I care about you, as a homie tho. Sorry.

#I'm also a lesbian like I'm sorry it's never happening.#I'd romance Wyll tho. He's gorgeous. And so insane and fucked up but he doesn't think he is which makes it better #Obsessed with Wyll #But the ladies have all my heart and attention #Bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #bg3 memes

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